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2022 Friend Ranking

#3 Dandliker

Retired at the age of 50. My main man. Voluntarily got another job. Total loser. Why not just own apartment buildings, call it “multifamily” and assume everyone is impressed with that?

Why is he not #1? "Leverage." Don’t act like you’re not impressed with that.

Was digging though my cloud drive and found this friend ranking. I'm sure everyone who doesn't know them will think it's hilarious.

Worth a go. Innit. >

Aaaaaaand… GO!

Second, was the volume of kindergärtners’ collective shrieks proportional to the physical volume of their lungs. If there was a supreme maker, a four-year-old’s ability to “squall,” as Mr. Black put it, was surely to make up for their diminutive statures and various physical and mental incapacities. Point, Intelligent Design.

Years back I had an idea for a story. A novel about a boy, his dog, the end of the world. I did some relatively quick story breaking and wrote about 60 pages of poorly structured, self-seriousness that I knew was going nowhere. So I quit. Writing. I quit writing. Anything. About 9 years later I picked up the idea again.

Please see this as proof that I wrote something that I sort of liked [~900 words] >

Hey, Betty! I’ll have the chocolate!

Wheel! Of! Fortune!

Do you know what name I don’t like?
Beauregard
It’s so snooty!
I just… boy… I just don’t like the snooty
But I'll tell you what I do like
A nice roaster
You know? A nice plump one
A nice plump roaster
I just… boy… I just love a nice roaster
I’ve got a riddle for ya, Betty
What’s my dilemma?
A nice roaster named Beauregard
And whether to buy wind chimes
Uh. UH!!!
ALL NIGHT CRAM SESSION!
Yeah. Chocolate again
Good gravy though
That Aston Kutcher sure has made a name for himself
Kudos to him

I wonder how many other people passing through Jackson Wyoming have pulled out their cameras during a snowstorm, caught this picture and thought to themselves, "Huh. I'm a pretty good at this."